Does the 560 use a bit of gas when you hit the pedal? Does Mayor Rob Ford do heroin?!

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02/17/2014 at 18:14 • Filed to: None

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"Highway mileage may hit 15 MPG if you're lucky and not towing an 18-wheeler, an ESPN Satellite truck or small house (WHICH IT CAN DO). But the trade-off for drinking premium gas like an SMU sorority pledge who just lost her promise ring at a keg party, is the acceleration and speed you'll feel as you leave a carbon footprint the SIZE OF COWBOYS STADIUM!"

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Harrycarry250
02/17/2014 at 18:15

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I wish i had the place to park this. I WILL own one of these by the decades end.


Kinja'd!!! heliochrome85 > Harrycarry250
02/17/2014 at 18:16

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WOULD HIT SO HARD, MAY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > Harrycarry250
02/17/2014 at 18:26

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Plus you look like a dictator!

Nobody will mess with you. They'll assume you have an AK in the car.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Harrycarry250
02/17/2014 at 18:31

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I have never wanted anything this amazing ever before. I'm emailing the guy tonight.


Kinja'd!!! 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Harrycarry250
02/17/2014 at 18:32

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Why does everyone gloat on the 500-series and not the 400-series?

As I recall the power was about the same in the V8s, and the 400-series weighed less?


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches.
02/17/2014 at 18:46

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1988 560SEL - 5.5 liter V8, 227 hp, 287 lb/ft, 4080 lbs

1988 420SEL - 4.2 liter V8, 201 hp, 228 lb/ft, 3885 lbs


Kinja'd!!! 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Textured Soy Protein
02/17/2014 at 18:50

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A 5.5L?!?! I thought the 5.0 was the largest in the W126....well that explains a lot then.


Kinja'd!!! TheBaron2112 > Harrycarry250
02/18/2014 at 13:26

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So, slight update. I actually called the guy and found out a bit more about the car.

It's a 1987 and has a few issues. The sunroof is jammed, so that whole bit about letting God's air in is kaput. The ABS is also dead but "the brakes work fine." I'm willing to bet that this guy has thighs the size of a linebacker's. It also needs new shocks. And it needs freon. R-22. I have no idea where to buy that.

He said he's had it recently inspected, so he's going to send me the results of that. He estimated that another $6k would bring it full circle, mechanically.

The reason he's selling it?

He just bought a Tesla and doesn't have room.


Kinja'd!!! Harrycarry250 > TheBaron2112
02/18/2014 at 16:13

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I like why he is selling it. He has to get make space for another Luxury vehicle. lol